The $150K Marketing Hire That Failed 🙈

Your first marketing hire will probably fail. Here's the founder's guide to making sure it doesn't

Beyond the Noise 🧭

Three insights shaping startup hiring

1. The Early Hire Trap
   "But we need a marketing genius!" - every founder about to waste $150K. HubSpot's data shows why rushing to hire before knowing your customer is like buying a Ferrari before learning to drive.

2. The Specialist-Generalist Paradox

   Surprise! Your "pure performance marketing expert" from Meta might not save you. Modern marketing winners are T-shaped: deep in something, but not clueless about everything else.

3. Founder As First Marketer

   Founders who step out from behind "brand guidelines" and share their personal journey crush those who don’t. Why? People buy from people, not logos.

   Share your wins, your failures, and the lessons you’re learning. Show your face. Be real. Authenticity builds trust faster than any polished campaign ever could.

These insights all point to a common challenge: hiring your first marketer.

Let’s explore what works—and what doesn’t.

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Feature Focus: Team Strategies from the G.R.I.T. Framework

The $150K Marketing Hire That Failed 🙈

"I just fired our head of marketing," a founder told me over coffee, his face tight with frustration. "$150K gone in four months."

Then he admitted what most founders know but rarely say out loud:

"Deep down, I knew we weren’t ready. I just thought a great marketer could figure it out for us."

Ah yes, the classic startup strategy: “Hire someone to fix what we haven’t figured out ourselves.”

The $300K Cautionary Tale

Another startup I know—a B2B SaaS play—hired a senior marketer from a major tech company.

Big resume. Previous exits. Looked perfect on paper.

Six months later, she quit.

Why?

The founder couldn’t decide between targeting enterprise or mid-market customers. She was trying to hit a moving target.

Hiring great marketers before you’re ready is like buying a Peloton when you can’t walk yet.

Expensive. Embarrassing.

The Hard Truth About First Marketing Hires

Most founders hire marketers too early.

Investors demand “scaling.”

Founders panic.

A fancy Google badge gets confused with startup magic.

Before you hire, you need:

• A crystal-clear customer profile (hint: “everyone” is not a market).

• A specific problem you solve (features ≠ problems).

• A proven revenue model (hope ≠ strategy).

Sounds simple?

So does describing what water tastes like – until you actually try.

Finding the Right Marketing DNA

Your first marketing hire isn’t a CMO.

It’s a T-shaped marketer with broad marketing knowledge with deep expertise in one critical area.

What makes them invaluable?

They can strategise and execute.

One day they’re debating positioning with you, the next they’re optimising landing pages.

What to look for:

• Startup experience at your stage (not just big brands).

• Expertise in your key growth channel (SEO, paid, content).

• Obsession with metrics (CAC and LTV lovers only).

• Relentless curiosity about your customers.

Red flags:

• Overpromising growth without understanding your market.

• Pushing random tactics without a strategy.

Your Revenue-Based Marketing Roadmap

Pre-$500K:

• You’re the marketer (yes YOU).

• Consider a senior marketing advisor (10-15 hours/month) to:

  • Help answer those critical strategy questions

  • Set up foundational processes

  • Guide you until you're ready for full-time hires

• Focus on customer interviews and early wins.

• Budget: under 5% of revenue.

$500K-$1M:

• Test with a part-time specialist (10-20hrs/month.

• Focus on systemising what works.

$1M-$2M:

• Your first full-time T-shaped marketer.

• Scale proven channels.

$2M+:

• Build your specialised marketing team.

• Expand channels and markets strategically.

Setting Your Marketing Hire Up for Success

When you do hire, remember:

• Give them access to customer calls, demos, and market insights.

• Set real budgets. They need marketing dollars beyond their salary.

• Connect them early with sales and product teams.

The Uncharted Path Forward

Remember my coffee shop founder?

Here's what he did right the second time:

• Spent 3 months as his own marketing lead

• Nailed down customer segments

• Tested messages until he found what worked

• Started with a part-time specialist

"The best marketing hire can't fix an unclear strategy.
But the right strategy makes any marketing hire better."

But first, maybe figure out what you're selling and to whom.

See you next week,

Martin

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The Rabbit Hole - Go Deeper

Check out these hand-picked resources:

Essential Blog Reading

• "How to Hire Your First Marketing Lead" _underscore.VC

• Want to Build a Strong Team? Spend More Time on Recruiting—Not Money

• "The Minimum Viable Audience" Seth Godin

Book Recommendation:

Inspired: How to Create Tech Products Customers Love

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